MAGIBON UNMASKED!
A Shocking Exposé of
Magibon
Including Her Secret Plans for
TOTAL WORLD CONQUESTby Faggibon
Since 2006 a girl calling herself "Magibon" has invaded YouTube, and has been downloaded by countless millions. Not a singer. Not a dancer. Not a dare-devil. Not a comedian. Not a blooper. Magibon get on her webcame and stares into the camera for a minute or less; while occassionally spouting simple Japanese phrases such as "I like Pizza" in a little girl's voice or singing a song in Japanese or reading French poetry. She was later invited to Japan and interviewed on several shows, "wined and dined" by the Japanese fringe Media, then little was heard from her after that. Who is she? What is she? Most people think she's a half-Japanese slightly retarded school girl in Japan. Others are not so sure. This article will reveal the SHOCKING UNBELIEBABLE TRUTH about Magibon!
History
The girl calling herself "Magibon" was born Margaret Lillian Adams in West Palm Beach Florida in 1986. "Maggie" is a common nickname for "Margaret". She was raised in Athens Pennsylvania. In high school she was a very shy and quiet loner who was known to love to play chess, talk about Tesla, and belonged to the Math Club and told everyone she would one day become famous, maybe a singer or actress; although she never tried out for high school theatre or drama club.
Maggie was always hyper-sensitive about her teeth, and her friends told me that she's always try to hide her smile and always cover her mouth when she laughed.
Magibon has had problems with her teeth since she was very young, as this photo of her at age four reveals:
She inherited this condition from her father, Charles T. Adams, who worked for many years as a driller for ARAMCO (Arab-Americo Oil Company) in Saudi Arabia:
Magibon got her puppy-dog like eyes from her mother Lillian.
Her hypersensitivity about her smile caused Maggie to have a low self-esteem, and seek "love" in all the wrong places. With an absent father, Magibon looked for love in all the wrong places (i.e. in older men). She dated one man named "Larry" (who was 37 when they met) but she discovered that "Larry" had gotten another high school girl pregnant, which devastated her.
Magibon was also pregnant from Larry and had a daughter she named Molly, but her mother convinced her to give Molly away for adoption because Larry refused to have anything else to do with Magibon or the child. Her mother wanted Magibon to go to university and knew a baby would prevent this.
You can see Molly's old buggy in the left background (next to the heater with the stuffed animals) in this video:
While pregnant with Molly, Magibon got a G.E.D. (high school equivolent). At the age of 18 she left home and moved to Orlando Florida and worked as a stripper for two years in a club called "The Doll House". She was known as "Heidi". I would find only one photo of "Heidi" while she was stripping:
Magibon's Life as "Heidi" the Stripper After Molly was adopted, Magibon became very depressed. So, she moved to Orlando Florida seeking to work at DisneyWorld, only to discover how shitty they paid their employees. So, she opted to make good money the only way she could: as a stripper. She worked for two years at "The Doll House" in Orlando Florida.
I got to talk to the former night Manager from The Doll House who knew "Heidi". He said:
"Yessuh, Heidi was a pretty dependable worker you known what I'm sayin'? She made a lot of money. She kept the guys happy. Had a lot of regulars. She got a boob job. I tried to talk her out of it, but she wanted 'em....you know what I'm sayin'? I remember she really liked Pizza. Ate that sh%@ all the time. You feel me? She always came in on time, but she was a party girl if you known what I mean? Man, she always came to work, but you known, too many of them damn coke parties. I warned her to stay away from those outlaw bikers, but, did she listen to me? F@*k NO man! Finally, she got busted at a concaine party and spent about 5 months in county jail. She came back stripping, and continued until she met this here white boy in the Marines and WHOOSH a few weeks later next thing I learned they got married in Vegas. That's the last I ever saw of Heidi. I yoosta be axen her what she gunu do wif her life, and she be always talkin' about how she'd be famous one day, but, you know, I just thought it was the BLOW talkin', you know what I'm sayin'?" (William "Willie" Williams, former night manager at The Doll House, Orlando)
While stripping Magibon met a Marine from Camp LeJune who was in Orlando visiting his parents. They fell in love and married in Vegas. Magibon and her husband returned and lived for about a month in Orlando. Her husband hated her tatoos, so he paid for her to undergo about 10 laser-treatments which were very painful to her. He also forced her to remove the many upper-lip jewelery she wore as "Heidi"; which explains why she has scars on her upper lip.
After a month in Las Vegas her husband (a lance corporal in the Marine Reserves) was shipped off to Iraq, where he was killed by a roadside bomb a month and a half later.
Devastated, Maggie returned to live with her mother in Athens, Pennsylvania, where, according to friends, she remained a recluse, never leaving her home. She lost her baby Molly and her husband. It was too much for her. All she did was watch television all day and night, and eat pizza and mac-and-cheese, and then stick her finger in her mouth and force herself to throw-up in order to maintain her "teen girl" like figure.
According to one friend we'll call "Jill", Maggie had her mother rent her three movies a day, until she had seen "just about every DVD that Blockbuster Video had in stock". Maggie became especially found on Japanese Anime films; those in Japanese with English sub-titles. She began to "mimic" the girls in the Anime films in mannerisms and speech.
Finally, her mother bought her a computer with a webcam as a way to "meet people" again. Maggie began to experiment with the webcam, and found that if she got close enough to the webcam camera, and tilted her head toward it, it distorted her face and made her look just like an Anime charactor; with HUGE eyes and a small chin and nose. This is when Maggie decided she would begin posting short films of herself on YouTube acting like an Anime character including a few Japanese phrases she had learned from a phrase book.
Over about a year or so Maggie noticed she was getting MILLIONS of uploads! This gave her the idea that she might be able to fulfill her childhood dream of becoming a singer; not in the U.S. but in Japan.
In 2008, a Japanese television show contacted her and asked her if she would appear on their program in Tokyo. Smelling fame and fortune already, Maggie decided to throw caution to the wind and take a long flight to Tokyo. The Japanese loved her puppy-dog eyes:
Magibon in Japan
Maggie did appear in the Japanese edition of Playboy (in a bikini), and she did appear on several t.v. programs, and plans were made for her to cut an album and perhaps movie roles. They offered her Japanese delicacies like octopus, broiled eel, baby whale, and raw fish, but Magibon sticks with what she knows best.
Her pizza consumption in Athens, Pennsylvania, got so bad that the only pizza restaurant in town eventually "banned" her; which contributed to her wish to move to Japan as soon as possible.
Magibon travelled to Japan twice in 2008, staying in that country the second time. The second trip to Japan she took all her belongings with her: 400 pounds of Abercrombie and Fitch clothing, 600 pounds of mac and cheese, 200 pounds of Japanese phrase books and Anime DVDs, 1,200 cans of Vanilla Coke; and all her other stuff. She was serious this time.
In Japan she was "wined and dined" by some, invited on a few Japanese "Let's See How Stupid Americans Are" T.V. shows, had several bikini-clad spreads in the Japanese Weekly Playboy, and then apparently used up her "15 minutes" of fame. But, undaunted, Magibon stayed in Japan and continued to learn as much Japanese as she could, determined to "Become famous in Japan or die trying!" Finally, Magibon met and apparently fell-in-love with the son of a Sendai Yacuza (mafia) lord, and that is the last that anyone has heard of Magibon.
She maintains a blog in Japanese, but nobody has heard from her since the earthquake/flood that destroyed much of Sendai earlier this year. Some say she was taken away by the flood waters. Others say she is buried somewhere under the tons of mud and debrie in what was Sendai. Still others say she's alive and well in Tokyo, keeping a low profile and hiding from all the Japanese pedophiles who've given her death-threats (because they found out she was over 20 and not 12 like they thought). It is hoped that she will reappear one day and tell us how her life in Japan has faired.
Magibon's Secret Plans for World Domination
Thousands have asked "Why?" Magibon produces 35 second videos just staring into the camera and doing nothing. So, we decided to take one of her videos and slow it down considerably. We discovered "one frame" hidden messages in the flims that appear so fast they are unnoticed by the conscious brain, but they are noticed by the unconscious brain. Here is just one example from one of her short videos (one second of film frame by frame):
It is quite clear from the "subliminal messages" in her videos that she has a "grand plan" for ultimate world conquest. First Japan, then China, then Russia, then the U.S., and after that the rest of the world simply falls in line like a bunch of dominoes. We can only hope that her evil and devious plans of world conquest fails, or, if they don't fail, that Magibon will use her all-emcompassing mercy and wisdom and appoint us--her loyal and faithful servants--to positions of power and authority under her in her Wise and Noble One-Woman-Ruled-World. ALL HAIL TO MAGIBON!!! ALL HAIL TO MAGIBON!!!
If you'd like to see MORE of Magibon just go to YouTube and type in "Magibon". She has at least 35 videos, and there are dozens of Magibon Parody videos and also anti-Magibon "hate" jealousy videos from women not as cute as Magibon but who wish they were.
Let's hope and pray that Magibon is not buried under the radio-active rubble of Sendai. Let's hope she surfaces again, bringing joy and happiness to our useless and pitiful existences with her cute little face and wink!
Faggibon is an author, researcher, and Magibon enthusiast. He lives in Seattle, Washington.
Faggibon (with Parasitic twin c. 1995)
Faggibon, after 19 operations and reconstructive-surgeries to remove Parasitic-twin (c. 2005)
Faggibon's younger cojoined-twin brothers: "Yin" and "Yang" (Yang is the more handsome of the two)